I procrastinate

My middlename is PROCRASTINATE

My life mantra is PROCRASTINATE

You see, I PROCRASTINATE because :

I love the adrenalin rush that comes with the consequences of procrastinating

With adrenalin rush, comes creativity

With creativity, comes great balls of ideas

With ideas, come the tendency of pushing myself to the limit

When my human mind is pushed to the limit, the sky becomes mine ;)

and the vicious cycle goes on.

you don't get it, do you ?  think of all the overrated excuses ; traffic jam, flat tyre, NO handphone reception, laptop battery worn out